EpicDannie

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

(Source: falloutboypatrick, via roastbeastss)

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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sanastark:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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(Source: highcheekboneshawty, via martiepls)


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sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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